Cause Leto is all, “srs bizniz.”
And Stelios is all, “bitch wat.”
But Leto’s like “SRSLY.”
And Stelios is all, “bitch you wanna start somethin’?”
Most accurate dialog prediction I’ve ever read
Porn Prompt: (Completely AU) The Atreides are vicious tyrants. Emperor Paul Atreides rules the land with an iron fist. The Spartans were long ago tricked by him into becoming slaves to the empire. Prince Leto, son of the emperor, enjoys taking time out of his day to watch the slaves work on a new addition to the palace walls. He loves taunting the men, particularly the feisty, long-haired one, Stelios. Meanwhile, Spartan blood is boiling and the sound of freedom rings. Stelios longs for an opportunity to show the obnoxious little prince his place.